My English blog

One day if you walk on the streets of the u.s and hear this sentences make sure that he is iranian:

He looks at me left left

چپ چپ نگام میکنه 

I die for your height and top

قربون قد و بالات 

Eat my head

سرمو خورد 

He has grown tail

دم در آورده 

On my eyes

به روی چشمم 

Light up my home work

تکلیف منو روشن کن 

Dont hit yourself into left ali street

خودتو به کوچه علی چپ نزن 

To my death?

مرگ من ؟ 

Ate the ground and my father came out

خوردم زمین پدرم در اومد 

Take away the person that washes your dead body

مرده شورتو ببرن 

Happiness has been hitting you under the belly

خوشی زده زیر دلش 

The neighbors chiken is a goose

مرغ همسایه غازه 

Her/his donkey passed over the bridge

خرش از پل گذشته 

Pull your carpet out of the water

گلیمتو از آب بکش 

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